The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face.

  • That is one successfully abusive PR masterpiece - The key being that its so over the top that it turns into humour - so you get primitive entertainment while getting some actual information as well. I had no idea about that phone either - and it does look pretty good - especially the cool keyboard and the fact that the screen res is comparable. But, the Iphone UI is a force unto itself.

  • I like how the "voice of truth" also claims to be a pirate and have balls the size of beanbags.

    No sarcasm about the voice of truth, though: only Maddox writes obnoxiously enough to be heard over every other idiot nerd fanboy blog.

  • It was only a matter of time before maddox hit ycnews.

  • Typical Maddox, but i kinda agree with "Holds your phone hostage to Apple for new software updates because Apple won't allow everyone to develop applications for it"

  • If the Nokia E70 were a person. It would be Chuck Norris.

  • This crappy article gave me a thought. The advantage of not allowing downmods on this site seems to be: It's impossible to actively bury submissions, and so things only rise on popularity. But, at some point, that stops mattering. So, what if, after a certain # of points or after a certain position is reached, a downmod arrow appears?

  • Also the e70 has python.

    Also I'm still waiting on the way overdue maddox take on web 2.0 which will make uncov look like gigaom.

  • Man how do you come back to a title like that? You can't even say "your FACE is a peice of shit" because he has that covered too!!

    I like the article too, though it's a little hostile for my taste.

  • I'm surprised this post hasn't been deleted yet.

  • iPhone is a marketing hype, whereas Nokia is a pure cellphone company. iPod made its payoff but not necessary iPhone

  • I'm surprised this hasn't been modded out.

  • i kind of agree... i wouldnt trade my Nokia E61 for an iphone

  • give him time.. he'll get an iphone ;)