Top 10 Reasons Why Java Sucks Ass

  • I know that this article is crap by just the Bayesian inference from an expletive being in the title. Very easy filter to run, in linear time.

  • This post has one problem. It's not funny. The various assertions are mostly prima facie nonsense, but that's okay if we're dealing in humor. But there's no humor. Just, "Blah, blah suckz ass FTW"

    Take it to the youTube comment section, please, Obie. Until Ruby has its ebay, its amazon, and its nuclear power plant control system, just shut the hell up. It's so far from being superior in a practical sense that it's not even competitive. Bullshit doesn't make it otherwise.

  • I use and love Ruby and Rails... and I can tell you, this is no way to win people over to our side. I didn't find it funny either...

  • Why this post sucks ass:

    10) Java does not have DHH

  • Aww that's cute.

    I remember when I was a religious beginner programmer.