While this is mostly a non-story, it's probably the best headline I've read in months.

I think Steve Jobs is our new hypnotoad: http://www.mostlymaths.net/2010/02/all-hail-steve-jobs-and-h...

That explains the black outfits.

Is this story news because a powerful guy was forced to submit to the rules that everyone else must abide?

Queue the Ninja Steve photos ...