If You Are Really, Really Desperate For Cash, These Guys Will Give You $3k
CapitalOne sends out offers of 1.9% interest until the balance is paid off (with an initial 3% up to $50 fee) if the owner stops using their credit card for a while. That sounds to be about as good a deal as one can get right now. Of course, you should have a zero balance before you take them up on the offer and not use it for purchases or subscriptions in the mean time.