Tesla 'Full Self-Driving' Isn't Called That in China

by zfg on 2/26/2025, 11:21 AM with 3 comments
  • by jqpabc123 on 2/26/2025, 1:13 PM

    By promising "Full Self Driving" that isn't for almost a decade, Musk has forever cemented a monument in tech history as one of the boldest BS artists of all time.

    But keep buying stock because "Real Full Self Driving" is only about 6 months away --- as soon as he finishes cutting $2T from the federal budget.

    https://www.jalopnik.com/elon-musk-promises-full-self-drivin...

  • by not_your_vase on 2/26/2025, 11:46 AM

      > And you know what they call ... "Full Self Driving" in China?
  >> They don't call it Full Self Driving?
  > No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck Full self driving is.
  >> Then what do they call it?
  > They call it a Royale with cheese.